through life's journey: 2011 is almost over, what... →
Lost a friend? many. Stayed Single? not one bit Kissed someone new? mhmm Had a stalker? dont know o.o Done something you’ve regretted? dont live with regrets, but i did do something i wish i didnt. Cut class? college student. no shit. Were involved in something big you’ll never forget? a bunch of things ^_^ Visited a different country? nope Lost something important to you? dont remember o.o Got...
Seeker of Life's Deepest Mysteries: Understanding... →
mindofataurus: Scorpio only clicks with someone who has the precise combo of charm, patience, and power to unlock they’re abandon. If you’ve got what it takes, this once seemingly distant creature will open up petal-by-petal right in front of you. They’ll start by sharing the skeletons in their closet one by…
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
I dont know why this is so funny
Really Ghetto Tic Tac Toe
reallyghettoph: -Jessie wtf why is one of the tags “tampon” when this is a pad XD