September 2012
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
August 2012
padfootstolemycrumpet:
thiswillallendinbears:
tazzmarazz:
paying for college is a joke
ok let me just hand over my entire life savings to someone i’ve never met for an education that may or may not get me a job that i may or may not end up hating
YES EXACTLY
Hey guys, I wanna try to prove something to my...
kexcormacson:
doctor-wholocked:
askthedoppelgangers:
askstaceejaxx:
I’m not even American and I’d rather Obama.
obama, because fuck the republicans.
Obama, because he’s the only sane candidate.
“Look, these people, they’re fucking retarded. Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breast...”
– Bill Nye, the Science Guy, regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party
source
(via captaincoolasfuck)
buttfuckingbrothers:
OH MY GODD???
A MORMON JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE????????
I WENT UPSTAIRS TO PUT ON MY PAJAMAS
AND THE DOORBELL RANG SO I WAS LIKE UHHGGGG AND TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET TO THE DOOR
AND WHEN I GOT THERE HE WAS STANDING IN MY LIVING ROOM
JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT A SHINY THING I MADE IN CHEMISTRY
AND I JUST SHRIEKED
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GET OUT!!!”
AND HE...
We're sorry...
cherryburlesque:
part-time-thinker:
ink-film-nibbles-script:
“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney
The Americans:
The British:
...
It's always the OTHER Kevin.: annamaetezuka:... →
annamaetezuka:
intellectual-stupidity:
social-idiots:
hey Republicans while I do not wish rape upon your daughters of wives, say it to their faces. tell them how they should’ve enjoyed it. blame the rape on them. accuse them of being unfaithful. tell them that the unwanted baby is…
It's always the OTHER Kevin.: serene-quill: The... →
serene-quill:
The Wire
It wasn’t a coat hanger. It was a wire.
The theory was that by inserting the wire through the cervix, moving it around a bit and then removing it, an infection would result and the pregnancy would be aborted. It worked. It was March 1967.
Afterward, after I…
davidofarabia:
“but ur not really asexual beca-“
“it’s not rape if-“
“but if you’re autistic how c-“
“if you really had depression-“
“what you really need to be doing is-“
“you’re not a boy you just think y-“
“I had my father get sick when I was 22. And I was poor, alright. And my father...”
– Chris Rock [video]
Bringing this back, because some people don’t seem to understand that there is a discrepancy in the quality of care among poor, middle-class, and wealthy people, NO MATTER HOW DEBILITATING THEIR RESPECTIVE DISEASES MAY BE.
(via cgdageek)
